This weekend, you're going to be torn between watching eight solid hours of World Series coverage (Games 1 & 2, Sat. and Sun., 7:30 EST on FOX), or spending time with your better half discussing bills, her current family crisis and any other melodrama that has recently appeared. Wow, what a difficult choice you have to make.
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There's this neighbor from hell, lives up our street, as committed to sports as any guy on the planet. Thanks to pirated cable and satellite, on Saturday he'll be watching Ohio State-Michigan at 12 p.m. EST (ABC), Extreme Skiing at 4 p.m. (OLN), then Alabama-Auburn at 7:30 (ESPN).
This Sunday we're going to celebrate our country's 227th birthday by watching a lot of TV and eating a non-metric ton of American foods. Scientists now know for a food to be American it must be deep fried and companies request that you please try these at the weekend picnic:
